Just when you thought your shelves (and savings account) were safe, BTS and Funko Pop teamed up again to unleash a whole new level of adorable chaos. Introducing the Bitty Pop! Stages — itty-bitty BTS figures that are here to remind you: yes, your obsession can, in fact, get smaller and louder.
Let’s start with the facts before we scream: Funko’s latest drop, themed around BTS’s global hit Dynamite, is a part of their Bitty Pop! line. Each figure is priced at $7.99, which sounds innocent until you realize you’ll want all of them, plus the stage, plus your dignity back. Good luck with that.
These teeny vinyl figures are basically pocket-sized serotonin. The design includes a tiny stage emblazoned with the word Dynamite—a nod to the iconic 2020 track that shattered records, boosted global mood levels, and somehow made pastel suits feel like a personality trait.
And yes, they’re available for preorder now, which means ARMYs everywhere are already stress-refreshing their browsers, wondering whether they should get two sets—one for display, one to keep sealed in case we all retire early and live off BTS collectibles. (Manifest it.)
This isn’t BTS’s first collaboration with Funko, but it’s easily one of the cutest. The figures may be small, but the message is big: BTS will find a way to live on your desk, your nightstand, your bookshelf, and your soul.
So go ahead, treat yourself. Let your inner child (and outer ARMY) rejoice in the mini-magic of Bitty Pop! Because when BTS drops anything—even a 2-inch figure in a box—we drop everything.
Conclusion? Resistance is futile. You’re going to buy them. You know it. We know it. Jin probably knows it too.
